Worm Jokes

Worm Jokes

Talk a bath


When the police came up tp this man and sayed"...

Evils of Liquor


A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5...

Shakespearean Humor


Tired of the overuse of four-letter words? He...

Worm Eating


Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When ...

Gems of Wisdom


The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from...

The early bird who catches


The early bird who catches the worm usually wo...

The early worm deserves the


The early worm deserves the bird.

A BBS Commandment


21. Thou shalt not upload "worm" programs.

Apples And Cookies A


There's a little boy named Timmy. One night, h...

SciFi Answerphone Me


STAR TREK / STAR WARS ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAG...

Worms.


Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the ...

Little Johnny and the experiment.


A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5...

Whiskey no worms


A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night bef...

Save My Son!


Dear Mr. Johnson:Ann Landers wouldn't print th...

Billy's Letters


The following appeared in a computer magazine ...

You've ever been involved in


You've ever been involved in a custody fight o...

Bumper Stickers


Here are some sayings that would make good bum...

Little Worm


There was a little girl and a little boy. They...

Alcohol


A father was trying to teach his young son the...

Many Uses of Hairspray


A little boy and his grandfather are raking le...

I tried sniffing Coke once,


I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes ...

Put that worm back in that hole


A little boy and his grandfather are raking le...

Computer Camp


Dear Mr. Johnson:
Ann Landers wouldn't print ...

What's worse?


Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your app...

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