Worm Jokes

Worm Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young...

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?

How can you tell if you are looking at a police...

What is a worm's favourite band ?

What is a worm's favourite band ? Mud !

Who is the worm's Prime Minister ?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister ? Maggot Thatc...

When should you stop for a glow worm ?

When should you stop for a glow worm ? When he ...

What is the best advice to give to worm ?

What is the best advice to give to worm ? Sleep...

What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ?

What did the worm say to the other when he was ...

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elep...

What makes a glow worm glow ?

What makes a glow worm glow ? A light meal !

What is life like for a wood worm ?

What is life like for a wood worm ? Boring !

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

How can you tell if you are looking at a police...

What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python?

What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a...

What is the best advice to give a worm?

What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep l...

Waiter, there is a worm on my plate !

Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's no...