Little Timmy
Grandpa watched Timmy pull a worm out of the gr...
Worm Jokes
Latvian man dies of hunger.
He sees St Peter at Pearly Gate. St Peter give ...
Self-proclaimed "west virginia backwoods Redneck" told me these were the best jokes ever, tha. Waid "birds's gotta eat, just like a worm."
what do you call a deer with no eyes? ... .
No...
The Watchmaker
The Boy was due to meet his friends down the th...
Latvian jokes
Let's have a thread of Latvian jokes. These alw...
Redmond, WA - Microsoft Corporation has reconfirmed its commitment to bringing the total PC experience to Macintosh computer users.
Redmond, WA - Microsoft Corporation has reconfi...
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
A minister decided that a visual demonstration ...
The Amazing Magical Snake Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait.
The Amazing Magical Snake Having arrived at the...
here is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
here is a dangerous virus being passed electron...
here is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
here is a dangerous virus being passed electron...
A chemistry instructor wanted to teach his ninth grade class about the evils of liquor, so he created an experiment to make the point.
A chemistry instructor wanted to teach his nint...
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5t...
What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?
What did one maggot say to the other who was st...
What did the worm want to do when he grew up?
What did the worm want to do when he grew up? H...
What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?
What's the difference between a worm and an app...
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed.
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night befo...
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm?
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O'Bannon.
MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O'Ban...
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait.
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fi...
Q.
Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the appl...
What is the definition of a caterpillar ?
What is the definition of a caterpillar ? A wor...
What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?
What did the maggot say to his friend when he g...
How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?
How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?...
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Why was the glow worm unhappy ? Because her chi...
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with s...