Peter is a very meticulous guy, and leaves no stone unturned to get the best deal on anything and everything. He decides to shop around for life insurance and he picks three insurances at random to check their rates.
When he goes to the first one and expresses his desires, the salesperson told him " We have the right policy for you. It is very comprehensive; in fact we call it FROM THE WOMB TO THE TOMB "
Peter is happy but far from satisfied. He goes to the second Insurance Agency on his shortlist. "You have come to the right place" the lady behind the counter said ,"Our policy is second to none and we call it " FROM THE SPERM, TO THE WORM". This seems quite reassuring to Peter, but decides to visit the third Agency, nonetheless.
"Sir", the veteran insurer tells him , " look no further. We are happy to offer you the MOST comprehensive policy on this land. It is far better than all our competitors'. More encompassing than this, you will not find..." Peter Interrupted him " okay okay..I get your drift... so what is this all encompassing policy of yours called ?"
" FROM THE ERECTION, TO THE RESURRECTION"
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