Worm Jokes

Worm Jokes

What's worse than finding a worm in your Mcdonald's burger?

Finding half a worm in your Mcdonald's burger!
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I found a worm on me.

And now it's crawling in my skin.

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

A priest in church wanted to demonstrate the dangers of alcohol.

He took out a live worm, dipped it in a glass o...

A boy and his Grandpa

A little boy and his grandfather are raking lea...

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Being raped by a giant praying mantis.

2 Inmates sneer at their new cellmate..

Inmate #1: "Hey..look at my tattoo. It's a King...

So the boy said "Grandpa"

A little boy and his grandfather are raking lea...

A young worm asks his father about life.

'Dad,' says the young worm, 'what is it like to...

The worm sermon

A minister decided that a visual demonstration ...

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Thinking of a joke when there's a worm in your ...

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Getting injected with tetanus.

The early bird gets the worm

but the second mouse gets the cheese.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Being raped by a giant scorpion..