There was a little girl and a little boy. They done everything together and then one day the little girl saw the little boy naked. She asked whats that big, long, dangly thing? and the boy replied thats my worm.
Then one night they were in the bath together and the little girl asked can i play with your worm and the little boy said NO.
Then the next morning the little boy woke up in pain and saw his worm was broken. He asked the little girl if she knew wat happened and she said, Yes i do. I was playing with your worm and then it spat at me, so i broke snaped it.
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