My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to reheat the leftover turkey from last night's NYE dinner.

Topical Jokes (5/18)

Alrighty, it's getting late so I'm going to jump right in. As mentioned...

Turkey

Turkey is going reverse

What Is Easter

Three blondes died and were up talking to St. Peter. He said "I have one...

The nasty parrot

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad...

Turkey

Me: you're a turkey GF: well, I do like being stuffed

A woman was sick...

she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her...

We went shopping...

We're expecting 20 people at our house and my husband wanted to find the...

If Russia invaded...

If Russia invaded Turkey from behind, will Greece help?

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1.) Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family....

Obama calls Putin...

Putin: Turkey is about to be cooked.