Obama had to phone Putin to arrange a meeting.

They concluded they would meet over Christmas to arrange peaceful measures of retaliation in the current crisis.

Worried about the food, Obama asked:

"What are you having for Christmas dinner, Putin?"

"I think I'll have Turkey." replied Putin.

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