Soviet Russia turkey
Apparently in soviet Russia turkey shoots you
Turkey Jokes
What do America and Russia have in common?
They both want to kill turkey this thanksgiving
What do you call a Somalian with a turkey?
A vegetarian
PSA: DON"T BUY A TURKEY FROM RALPHS
We purchased one earlier this week and it shot ...
What never eats at thanks giving?
A turkey.
Because it's always stuffed.
When cooking a turkey,
Don't worry about seasoning it. It's a waste of...
Every year I end up have so much Thanksgiving leftovers..
Not this year though. I'm quitting cold turkey
Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?
Because they hate Turkey
Obama calls Putin
Obama: "Hey! What are you going to have for Tha...
Considering Thanksgiving trends .....
do you think President Putin will take a cue fr...
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!
So, it's almost Thanksgiving Day
and it seems this year Russia will be taking ca...
What do Americans and Putin have in common?
They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.
Turkey shoots down Russian jet
it's too soon to tell, but insiders report his ...
In Russian Thanksgiving...
Turkey shoots you.
[Meme](https://imgur.com/SH...
How do they cook a turkey in Russia?
They nuke it.
OR
In Soviet Russia, Turk...
President Obama is a foreign policy idiot.
So yesterday Turkey shoots down a Russian jet, ...