An aggie and two construction workers were working on a sky
scraper, discussing their lunch.
The first construction worker said, "Ham, ham, ham! All I ever
get is a ham sandwich! I'm so sick of ham sandwiches. If I get
another ham sandwich tommorrow, I'm gonna jump off this building
and kill myself."
The second construction worker said, "Turkey, turkey, turkey!!
All I ever get is a turkey sandwich! I'm so sick of them! If I
get ONE MORE turkey sandwich, I'm gonna kill myself, too!"
The aggie said, "Peanut butter, peanut butter, peanut butter!
All I ever get for lunch is a peanut butter sandwich. I'm
getting so sick of them! If I get another peanut butter
sandwich, I'm going to join you guys and jump off this sky
scraper."
The next day, the first construction worker got a ham sandwich.
So he jumped off the building and killed himself. The second
construction worker got another turkey sandwich, so he jumped
off the building and killed himself. And the aggie got a peanut
butter sandwich, so he jumped off the building and killed
himself, too.
At the funeral, the wives were in mourning. The wife of the
first construction worker said, "If only he had told me! I
wouldn't have made another ham sandwich."
The wife of the second construction worker said, "If only he had
told me! I wouldn't have made another turkey sandwich."
The wife of the aggie said, "I don't know why he jumped. He
always made his own sandwiches!"
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