A woman stops into her local grocery store to purchase a turkey for her upcoming Thanksgiving dinner. She browses the selection of turkey, but does not see one that will feed the amount of guests she invited for Thanksgiving.
She walks over to the deli and asks to speak with the butcher. The butcher steps out, wiping his hands on his apron, and asks "How may I help you today?"
The woman replies, "I'm having a large gathering on Thanksgiving and I need to know if these turkeys get bigger".
Without missing a beat the butcher replies, "No, Miss. These turkeys are dead."
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