They each bring their lunches to to the top of the building.
The first worker says, "Turkey, turkey, turkey. If I have turkey one more time, I'm gonna jump off of this building." He opens his lunch box and finds turkey, so he jumps to his death.
The second worker says, "Tuna, tuna, tuna. If I have tuna one more time, I'm gonna jump off of this building." He opens his lunch box, finds he has tuna, and plummets to the bottom.
The third worker says, "Bologna, bologna, bologna. If I have bologna one more time, I'm gonna jump off of this building." He opens his lunch box and lo and behold- it's bologna. He joins the other two workers on the ground.
Later that day, the news station is interviewing the wives of the three workers. The first two workers' wives both react the same way, "If I had known I never would have packed his lunch like that!"
After much sympathy and condolences they finally get to the third worker's wife to hear what she has to say.
"Don't look at me, he packs his own lunch."
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