A guy in Paris nearly got away with several paintings from The Louvre.
However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "I has no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Tantilazing
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