A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen."
The surprised salesman replies, "But, madam, computers do not have curtains."
And the blonde said, "Helloooo.... I've got Windows!"
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