She married and had 6 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and
had 3 more children. Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this time
had 4 more children.
At last, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to
the Lord above, thanking Him, for this loving woman who fulfilled his
commandment to "Go forth and multiply."
In his eulogy, the preacher said, "Lord, they're finally together."
Leaning over to a neighbor, one mourner quietly asked, "Is he referring to her
first, second or third husband?"
The neighbor replied, "I think he's referring to her legs."
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