PMS "Humor"

How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE!!


And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?


Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb.


They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this


house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT.


And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the


light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD


for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS!


But if they did, by some miracle, find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the


chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the


STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!


AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID


#)&*!@!! LIGHT BULBS CAME IN.


WHY???


BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!


IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM GARBAGE THROUGHOUT


THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! THE HOUSE!!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO


CLEAN THIS HOUSE!!!


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Personally it sounds like domestic abuse to me, but, hey, I just post them... --Editor