Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners.

The room was full of pregnant women and their p...

Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open?

Why did the mean teacher walk around with her p...

Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs.

Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs. Cr...

An irate father stormed into the principal's office.

An irate father stormed into the principal's of...

Honey, said Mrs.

Honey, said Mrs. Beldon to her husband, Lester'...

Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class.

Father: I want to take my girl our of this terr...

The teacher was furious with her son.

The teacher was furious with her son. Just beca...

Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pi...

A first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a liberal Democrat.

A first grade teacher explained to her class th...

A small boy was asked by his teacher, What is the size of the Democratic Party?

A small boy was asked by his teacher, What is t...

TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?

TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCID...

Teacher: What is the formula for water ?

Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George...

Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year.

Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year. Jasp...

Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Science teacher: What happened when electricity...

Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm making ?

Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm ma...

Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing has improved.

Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing has...

An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?

An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your...

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Why aren't you doing very well in history? Beca...

Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once.

Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you ...

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of...

Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?

Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated? Class: N...

Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?

Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, w...

Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me.

Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are...

Teacher: What are the Great Plains?

Teacher: What are the Great Plains? Pupil: 747,...