Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear?

Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: ...

Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of?

Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, wha...

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Bec...

Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer.

Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any long...

Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation.

Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go t...

Teacher: What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?

Teacher: What did the Indians bring to the firs...

My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself !

My teacher reminds me of history She's always r...

My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums.

My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against a...

Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician?

Why did the teacher decide to become an electri...

Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole school.

Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole ...

The teacher asked a Louisiana teenager to count to five.

The teacher asked a Louisiana teenager to count...

Teacher: What are the four elements?

Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fir...

Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the co...

PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight...

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When is an English teacher like a judge? When s...

How is a judge like an English teacher?

How is a judge like an English teacher? They bo...

Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with I.

Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with ...