A small boy was asked by his teacher, What is the size of the Democratic Party? About 5 feet 2 inches, he replied promptly. NO! exploded the teacher.. I mean, how MANY members does it have? How did you get 5 feet 2 inches? Well, replied the boy, my father is 6 feet tall and every night he puts his hands to his chin and says.. I've had it up to HERE with the Democratic Party!
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