An irate father stormed into the principal's office. I demand to know, he screamed, why my son Winslow was given a zero on his English examination. Now, don't get excited, said the principal. We'll get your Winslow's English teacher in here. I'm sure she has some explanation. A few minutes later, the English teacher arrived. Why did you give Winslow a zero on his English final? demanded the father. I had no choice, said the schoolmarm. He handed in a blank paper with absolutely nothing on it. That's no excuse, shouted the father. You could have at least given him an 'A' for neatness!
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