Son: I can't go to school today.
Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why no...
Teacher Jokes
Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then.
Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: ...
Teacher: Are you good at math?
Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and n...
Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?
Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual...
Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's your name?
Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's you...
A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built?
A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built? Pu...
Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were.
Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I did...
Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?
Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the...
Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!
Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put yo...
Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?
Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you...
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your...
Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?
Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you ...
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds th...
Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?
Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tel...
Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you?
Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you? Pupil: Bu...
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because hi...
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher? He c...
Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?
Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to...
Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper.
Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fre...
Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you?
Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn...
Teacher, I can't solve this problem.
Teacher, I can't solve this problem. Any five y...
Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?
Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my qu...
Little Monster: I hate my teacher.
Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monst...
Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age?
Teacher: What came after the stone age and the ...
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass...