Teacher: Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?
Teacher: Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?...
Teacher Jokes
The teacher asked Simon to say his name backwards.
The teacher asked Simon to say his name backwar...
Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu.
Andy was away from school for 2 days because he...
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ?
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass...
Student: Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?
Student: Would it be possible to install Arabic...
Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.
Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of...
Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer.
Teacher: Look at the state of the school comput...
Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?
Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pu...
Teacher: Name five things that contain milk.
Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pu...
Teacher: When do astronauts eat?
Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At laun...
There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician.
There was a dance teacher who talked of a very ...
Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?
Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I s...
A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad.
A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sent...
Why are you crying Fred?
Why are you crying Fred? asked the teacher. 'Co...
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Se...
Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't.
Nigel: You said the school dentist would be pai...
Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents?
Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam re...
Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly!
Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils tha...
'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join in?' 'I'd love to,'replied the teacher.
'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' s...
Teacher:To which family does the elephant belong ?
Teacher:To which family does the elephant belon...
Teacher: Name six wild animals Pupil:Four elephants and two lions !
Teacher: Name six wild animals Pupil:Four eleph...
Teacher: Where would you find an elephant ?
Teacher: Where would you find an elephant ? Pup...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play.
A boy comes home from school and tells his moth...
Where's your pencil, Bud?
Where's your pencil, Bud? the teacher asked an ...
My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.
My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read ...