Why are you crying Fred? asked the teacher. 'Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . . Fred, said the teacher. You must have known that Wisk's bad for parrots. Oh it wasn't the Wisk that killed it, sir. It was the tumble drier.
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