Where's your pencil, Bud? the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain. I ain't got one, Sir. You're in England.now, Bud. Not ain't, haven't. I haven't got a pencil. You haven't got a pencil. They haven't got a pencil. Gee! said Bud. Pop said things were tough in this country, but I didn't know pencils were so hard to come by.
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