Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, How was I born?

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and as...

Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?...

Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist?...

Teacher: What's a robin?

Teacher: What's a robin? Fred: A bird that stea...

A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day.

A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each ...

Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school?

Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: ...

Teacher: What's this a picture of ?

Teacher: What's this a picture of ? Class: Don'...

In what school subjects does the teacher say, 'Well done, hamburgers'?

In what school subjects does the teacher say, '...

Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again.

Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again. Tomm...

Why was the cannibal expelled from school?

Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Beca...

Well, children, said the cannibal cooking teacher.

Well, children, said the cannibal cooking teach...

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

What's the difference between a teacher and a c...

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

What should a teacher take if he's run down? Th...

Teacher: Who built the first American car?

Teacher: Who built the first American car? Stud...

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

What is the difference between a locomotive eng...

A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher.

A group of young children were siting in a circ...

Tyler was excited about his first day at school.

Tyler was excited about his first day at school...

Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish.

Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond o...

What were you before you came to school, boys and girls?

What were you before you came to school, boys a...

Mary arrived home from school covered in spots.

Mary arrived home from school covered in spots....