First Grade Teacher

A first grade teacher was a die-hard Colorado Avalanche fan. She
told the class to raise their hands if they were true Avalanche
fans like her. The children, not knowing what an Avalanche fan
was, raised their hands. They too wanted to be just like the
teacher, all except one little girl. She did not raise her hand.


The teacher approached her and asked, "Why aren't you an
Avalanche fan? They are the best team and I love them." The
little girl responded, "I'm a Detroit Red Wings fan." The
teacher asked, "Why are you a Wings fan?" The little girl said,
"Well, my parents are Wings fans."


The teacher, getting upset at this point, stated, "Just because
your parents are Wings fans doesn't make you one. What if your
dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot, what would that make
you?" The little girl thought for a moment and said, "Well, that
would make me an Avalanche fan."