kid at school
ok theres this kid and his teacher asks him whats 1+1? he says i
dont know? his teacher tells him to go home so he asks his mom
"mom whats 1+1?" she says "shut-up iam on the phone" he wrights
it down on a peace of paper. he goes up to his sister and her
asks what 1+1? she says " goody goody gum drops" so he wrights
it down. he goes up to his brother and he says whats 1+1? he
says " dunanuna dunanuna batman batman" so he wrights it done he
asks hes dad whats 1+1? he says iam popia the salar man i live
in a garbich can. so he goes back to school all happy. his
teacher asks him now do u now what 1+1 is? he says "shut-up iam
on the phone she says go to the ofese right now!he goes goody
goody gum drops! so he was at the ofece and the princabel asks
him why is he to go in his ofec so he does he tells him all the
things he said and the pirncabel who do u think u r? he says
dunanuna batman batman. then he says were do u think u live? he
says iam popia the salar man i live in a garbich can!!!
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