It was the first day back at school in Birmingham, England, and the teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:

Mustafa al Eih Zeri?

>Here

Achmed El Kabul?

>Here

Fatima Bin Pardin?

>Here

Ali Abdul Olmi?

>Here

Mohammed Bin Kadir?

>Here

Ali Son al En?
Silence in the classroom.

Ali Son al En?
Continued silence, as everyone looked around the room

The teacher repeated the call, 'Ali Son al En?'
Then a girl stood up and said

>Sorry, teacher, I think that's me...

>It's pronounced Allison Allen

(Email joke from my grandpa, tried to format it for reddit)

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