When I was in school I wrote a paper about how letter grades should be ABCDEF instead of ABCDF.

Being a teacher...

12 hours/day. Thank you, don't forget to tip your TA, I'll be here all week...

Bart Simpson's...

I will not carve gods. I will not spank others. I will not aim for the...

Discrimination in...

A first grade class comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah, "What did...

I shot my teacher...

I shot my teacher with a 44stud I went to her funrierll heck I went to her...

Duck sentence.

TEACHER: "Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in one...

Creative Medical...

Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? Suzie:...

Spring

Vovochka asks the teacher: - Why is that: two halves of my pen screw and...

Bad timing for an...

Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late? Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I...

A teacher asked...

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Trump fans. Not...

Little Johnny was...

Little Johnny was sitting in class not paying attention at all. His teacher...