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A boy comes home from school one day and asks his father for help with his...

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Called to the scene of a magnificent celestial display, the professor...

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This is why "Sports Scholarship" is an oxymoron . . . "You guys pair up...

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Since i was a young boy my father has imposed his religion onto me. I was...

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They get to talking. He asks the priest what order he is in. “I’m a...

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