Little Johnny With Teacher
Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroo...
Teacher Jokes
Hormones
A teacher is giving her elementary school class...
Meanwhile back in class...
Teacher : How much is a gram?
Me: Depends on w...
Teacher: Alright! Is everyone ready for the geography quiz?
Student: There's a quiz today?!? I'm not ready!...
Are you Paying attention in class room?
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that...
"A man in a wheelchair walks into the room..."
Um, teacher?
(*true story, just happened!*)
Adam and Eve
There was this girl in religion class and she k...
The Little Rascals do some spelling
The Little Rascals are sitting in class one day...
A Chemistry teacher conducts a surprise test.
The students were barely prepared so they end u...
In high school, I was very bad at math. I still am, but was bad then as well.
I'd score between 2% and 8%.
Now, to shame u...
Sharp student
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that...
Book that helped
Teacher: "Which book has helped you the most in...
Did you hear the one about the constipated math teacher?
She worked it out with a pencil.
Homework
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
The clever boy
Boy: Dear sir, I want to ask you something.
Te...
Little Johnny
new teacher was trying to make use of her psyc...
My teacher told me that two words should never have the same sound.
What a homophonic bigot!
Teacher And Student
Teacher: who's the big person, you or your dad?...
A bloke is in a queue at the supermarket...
...when he notices that the rather dishy blonde...
joking guy
Teacher to boy: why you are not writing?
Boy: M...
What happened to you little Johnny
Jassem, an Arab child, entered his classroom on...
what do I get
Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then ...
The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of Septem...
Two birls
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, ...
Naughty Boy
Teacher said the students to convert the senten...