There was this girl in religion class and she kept falling asleep. The teacher asked her,"who made the world?" The boy next to her jabbed her with his pencil. In shock she yelled,"God!" Teacher said correct and moved on. Then the girl fell back asleep. The teacher came back and asked the girl,"Who turned the water into wine?" The boy next to her jabbed her with the pencil. In shock from being jabbed she yelled,"Jesus!" Then teacher said correct and moved on. The girl fell back asleep. Then teacher came back to the girl and asked her,"What did Eve say to Adam?" The boy jabbed her with his pencil again. The girl yelled,"If you poke me with that thing one more time I'm going to snap it!"
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