A teacher is giving her elementary school class their first lesson in sexual education. Rather than starting with the particularly giggle-worthy aspects, she decides to discuss something a little bit tamer at the beginning.
"Okay, everyone," the teacher says, "who can tell me what hormones do?"
A little girl raises her hand. "Hormones make men's hair fall out!"
"That is one thing that hormones can do," replies the teacher. "What else?"
Another student chimes in. "Hormones make my big sister get mad for no reason!"
"Hormones can certainly change a person's mood," the teacher responds.
Finally, a young boy - who has been silently contemplating all of this - raises his hand. "Well," he begins, "hormones made my parents get a divorce."
The teacher, shocked at this, asks the little boy if he's sure.
"Yeah," the boy replies. "My dad went on a business trip, and my mom went to surprise him at his hotel room."
"What does that have to do with hormones?" the teacher asks.
The boy shrugs. "My mom could hear them through the door."
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