Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

Teacher: Did you finish you homework?

Teacher: Did you finish you homework?
Kid: Did ...

Mom , today my teacher punished me for something I didn’t do.

Once upon a time there lived a girl called Jenn...

What Starts with F and ends with K?

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having tr...

Teacher and Students in the class

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...

America Found

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the m...

Boy goes to Principal's office to complain about bullying.

-We take bullying seriously, Who bullied you an...

A boy goes to the principle to complain about bullying...

-We take bullying seriously, Who bullied you an...

A Joke by my Physics Teacher

A physicist sees a young man about to jump off ...

Cloud technology

Child to mom : Mom .. what is a cloud? Mom : Cl...

Teacher - how did our grandparents kill time without smartphones or internet ?

Student- I've already asked this question to my...

Teacher: "When was Rome built?"

Teacher: "When was Rome built?"

Pupil: "At nig...

Teacher: "What is the most common phrase used in school?"

Teacher: "What is the most common phrase used i...

Another Little Johnny joke

On the last day of kindergarten, all the childr...

Was helping somebody do their math homework dealing with absolute values.

I then realized that her math teacher was a Sit...

Impact of Movies

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Ga...

My teacher told me that my test results were "absolutely remarkable"...

Me: Really? They're that good?

Teacher: No th...

A little boy in a very catholic school sharted and peed his pants...

The teacher promptly hands him a note and says ...

A kindergarten teacher asks her students what animals provide us...

She said, "What does a chicken give us?" and th...

What would you like to be

In the grade 3 class Mrs. Gouph was asking the ...

That thought though..

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that...

Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Teacher Translate This Russian Sentence into English

Teacher Translate This Russian Sentence into En...