The students were barely prepared so they end up doing badly on the test. The teacher is angry and says, "You students can't even write a simple test properly! 50% of you are fools!"
The next day the students look glum and when the teacher asks them why, they say, "Sir, you had said yesterday that 50% of us are fools, that's why we aren't in a good mood today."
The teacher laughs and says, "Haha okay then, I take back my words, 50% of you are intelligent!"
The students are now happy.
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