The teacher asked, "Who said 'A house divided against itself cannot stand'?"
Susan in the front raised her hand and said "Abraham Lincoln" and she was allowed to leave.
The teacher then asked, "Who said 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country'?"
Abby, who was also sitting in the front, raised her hand and said "John F Kennedy" and she was allowed to leave.
This whole time John, who was sitting in the back and really wanted to go home, had known all the right answers but was not getting called on because he was sitting in the back. He muttered to himself, "If only those girls had kept quiet, I wouldn't have to be in this situation."
"Who said that?" The teacher called out.
"Bill Clinton!" Shouted John. He gathered his stuff and went home.
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