A little boy in a very catholic school sharted and peed his pants...

The teacher promptly hands him a note and says that he has been fined 75 pence for unwarranted behaviour. She further explains that the little boy has to pay 50 cents for sharting and a quarter for peeing his pants.
The little boy took the note, read it, but seemed to be somewhat tense. However, a minute later, he walks up to his teacher and hands her 80 cents. The teacher, amused, asks her what the extra 5 cents were for. The boy promptly replies, "Teacher, this is a holy institution and there is no point in lying. While I was at it, I may have let one rip too."

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