TIFU by calling my substitute teacher by my regular teacher's name.
oops, wrong, sub
Teacher Jokes
Hispanic Joke
Three kids are in school...
A white, a black,...
A student challenges his English teacher
Student: I bet you can't tell the meaning of a ...
Why i got a detention?? feeling confused :/
Me: Mum i got a detention today
Mum: Why!
Me: W...
How did the Latino girl get pregnant
Her teacher told her to do an essay
Sorry, tuba players...
A father decides to put his son in a music clas...
What Starts with F and ends with K?
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having tr...
Little Johnny
At school one day, Little Johnny’s teacher asks...
Never put 'is' after an "I"
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an...
who found America?
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the m...
Johnny Assignment
The kindergarten class had a homework assignmen...
What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?
A private tooter
A student isn't paying attention in a Chemistry class.
The teacher notices this.
"JOSEPH!" She shouts...
Where did the English teacher and the student fight?
in the MLA boxing ring
My chemistry teacher said we were going to use burners today.
I asked if I could just play my mixtape instead.
teacher asked Jimmy
The **teacher** asked **Jimmy**, "Why is your c...
Conversation between teacher and student
**Teacher:** "Kids,what does the chicken give y...
My gym teacher said get in line or ill tip a cow.
i asked "how much money are you gonna tip the c...
I had a teacher that refused to fail anyone...
No "F"s given.
Two students were arguing when their teacher entered the classroom....
Two students were arguing when their teacher en...
Today, my teacher stated that he used to work for NASA.
He told that class that he became a teacher bec...
The teacher asked Jimmy
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
Teacher: "Which book has helped you the most in your life?"
Teacher: "Which book has helped you the most in...
A student told the teacher when he grows up he wants power.
The teacher replied well your gonna first need ...