Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity?
Teacher: What is the difference between lightni...
Teacher Jokes
Teacher aske it..
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may sta...
My yoga teacher is awesome.
She really bends over backwards.
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may sta...
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Little Johnny was feeling sorry
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may sta...
Example of Coincidence
Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of Coin...
Thinking
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that...
The Sign Down The Road
Teacher: Why are you late, Hanry?
Hanry : Bec...
A teacher asks a student a question.
Teacher: If I give you two cats, then two more ...
p*ssy
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
Student explains 'The Formula for Water' ..
Teacher: What is the formula for water?
Studen...
A Hurricane and a Divorce in Virginia
I learned this joke from my chem teacher:
What...
A teacher is teaching a school lesson
Teacher: Whoever stands up is stupid, and will ...
Lie
Two students were arguing when their teacher en...
When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was
Two students were arguing when their teacher en...
What do you call the teacher who's late?
Mister bus
Gymnastics Teacher Needed To Work Sat-Wed.
Must be flexible.
A teacher keeps on talking.
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on...
Religion in a nutshell
You and the other students are in a classroom. ...
A teacher and a student.
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that...
Teacher - if my cup is half full, what does that mean?
Student - that you need a smaller bra!
Student in my school is named Elvis Once-Once
I asked another teacher if it would be ok to ca...