Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...

Two factory workers talking: Woman

Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting unde...

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?

Teacher: What are some products of the West Ind...

Teacher : Do you know the reason Manchester United lost to Arsenal ?

Student : Manchester United lost because their ...

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her ...

"Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?"

One night Little Johnny was really scared sleep...

Whoever tells the biggest lie

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered ...

Chemistry teacher: What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

Right And Wrong :D :P

Mrs Cameron, a primary teacher, was teaching he...

A class is learning about probability..

Teacher: If I toss a penny, what are the chance...

A teacher asks Little Johnny what he wants to be when he grows up.

"I want to be a detective and follow in my fath...

My childhood joke

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of ...

A teacher asked her class..

The meaning of control. The first child says "a...

Teacher Jokes

Teacher If Cannot is short for cannot.
What is ...

Chemistry joke as told by my teacher

Organic Chemistry is hard, if you don't study f...

The teacher took away the kids rubber-band gun..

Because it was a weapon of math disruption.

Hurricanes are like a divorce in West Virginia

There's lots of yelling and screaming, and some...

Student making fun of teacher

A fire breaks out at school
Every student gets...

A little girl is at school...

A little girl is at school when her teacher tel...

What did the fat math teacher say after a large Thanksgiving dinner?

(√-1)/8!

Edit: I clearly don't know how to math.

Joke Between Teacher And Student.. :P

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...

Biology exam...

Teacher: Here in the jars, are a few specimens ...

How do you get into Heaven?

When Tim was just a wee lad, he went regularly ...