Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

The way you Talking and The way you Thinking nice Answer to Teacher

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that...

Jimmy Answer to his Teacher

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...

Atoms are all liars...

They make up everything!

Credit to wherever my...

Dear students, I know when you're texting

Seriously, no one just looks down at their crot...

A teacher catches her student listening to music in her class...

and walks over to him.

She threatens to take ...

Little Johnny asks to go to the bathroom

The teacher says that before you go, you must s...

Dating the Sunday School teacher

While they were taking up the collection, John ...

A teacher encourages any student who think's they're stupid to stand up.

A teacher is teaching a history class with a me...

Kids parents jobs

One day in class the teacher asked the kids wha...

Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psy...

Bathroom

Boy: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Only if...

a male genital goes to school

The teacher says, "What is 2 plus 2?" "4?" said...

Johnny threw a pack of cards at Jenny

Jenny started crying but the teacher told her t...

Joke About A Guy Named Tomsterley

Teacher: Have You Ever Met Tomsterley?
Guy Stud...

In high school, I presented a project on communism

I thought I would get terrible marx for stalin ...

"Why are you arguing?"

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered ...

"what does the chicken give you?"

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...

A questionnaire between teacher and a student!

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...

A guy goes to the supermarket...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an at...