Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

The Playful Student

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of ...

Little Johnny... The Way You Think

Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farm...

This happened in my class

So we were reviewing vocab in my class, and we ...

Teacher to child: 'do you know how to spell banana?

Child: 'Yes, but I don't know when to stop'.

My teacher thought my essay on Brokeback Mountain was irrelevant to the class.

But he said he wanted an essay about the male g...

only one answer.."ELEPHANT"

It was oral examination in the standard two. Th...

Pakistani Kid, American Kid

Just read this one somewhere...

A Pakisitani b...

Teacher vs Kids :P

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...

A new teacher was trying

... to make use of her psychology courses. She ...

Little Ian

A teacher was testing children in a Glasgow Sun...

Seven cats

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 ca...

Little bill came in from recess

Little billy came from recess where he was gree...

Little bill came in from recess

Little billy came from recess where he was gree...

Giotto's father meets his son's teachers

A true tale about the famous Italian painter Gi...

A fourth grade teacher asks the class

A fourth grade teacher asks the class, "Have an...

Teacher and Students

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that...

Blatant racial discrimination!

Teacher asks the kids what they done at recess....

Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because the teacher said "do your essay"