One day in class the teacher asked the kids what their dads did for a job.
The teacher first asked little Albert what his dad did...
"My dads a fireman" said Albert
The teacher then asked little Susie...
"My dads a police officer" said Susie
The teacher then asked little johnny what his dad did...
"My dads dead" said johnny
The teacher then asked "well what did he do before he died"
Little johnny said
"he turned green and shat on the carpet"
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