What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

My computer...

Honestly! He really is. This one time when we were doing Microsoft Word, he...

Harassment

Teacher: Frame a sentence using the word 'Harassment'. . . . Johnny: I was...

Why are you...

Why are you crying Fred? asked the teacher. 'Cos my parrot died last night. I...

Teacher: What's...

Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more...

Mom's Definitions

AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets....

Quiz show

So I was watching this crappy knock-off of Jeopardy on local TV, three...

What do you call...

A subwoofer.

Teacher Jokes

Teacher If Cannot is short for cannot. What is Don"t short for? pupil....

Johnny's...

The teacher had caught Johnny gambling several times. She requested a...

Pakistani Kid,...

Just read this one somewhere... A Pakisitani boy got admission in an...