Pierre just came to the U.S. and was instructed in his English class to come up with a phrase or saying using 3 English words he heard over the next weekend. He first went to the zoo and his favorite animals were the zebras, so he decided to try to use that word in his sentence. While at the zoo, he heard a mother singing to her child,"Hush little baby, don't say a word..." Pierre decided he would include the word "baby" in his sentence as well. Also near the zoo was an airport. He heard a father talking to his son,"Watch the plane take-off!" Pierre struggled to come up with a phrase using just 3 words, but he finally felt confident. When the teacher called him up he explained where he went and how he came up with his phrase. The teacher was very proud of Pierre's good work until he announced his phrase,"Take-off ze-bra, baby!"
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