A Kiwi teacher and a macho Aussie builder got talking in a bar one evening. The Aussie poured scorn on the Kiwi's passion for books and fishing, telling him that he needed to get in the gym and put on some muscle.
After a while the Aussie says to the Kiwi, "If I was to sneak over to your house while you were off fishing, have my way with your wife, get her pregnant and she had a baby, would that make us related?"
The Kiwi thought for a moment and said, "Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."
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