Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

Teacher , How can we keep the school clean

Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?"
S...

Teacher, Why are you sleeping in the class

Teacher: Why are you sleeping in the class ??

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I hate math

Thanks to my math teacher, Joe, everyone in tha...

A joke a teacher once told me.

You wanna hear a dirty joke?

The horse fell in...

Trump asks what a tragedy is...

During one of his campaign trips, Donald Trump ...

teacher insulted due to over confidence.

A teacher wanted to teach her students about se...

Johnny after School with teacher

Teacher: Johnny, when did WW1 start?

Johnny: I...

Teacher & Student

Teacher asked the students to tell the importan...

Kid in a English class :- " Me sleep with Dad last night. "

Kid in a English class :- " Me sleep with Dad l...

A young boy gets his first homework...

A young boy attends his first day in first grad...

Little Johnny asked to go to the bathroom.

Teacher: Please recite the alphabet then you ma...

thug life moment

one day the teacher says "anyone who is feeling...

My biology teacher failed me for the year.

"You've gotta be chitin me", I said.

What is a tragedy?

During one of his campaign trips Donald Trump i...

Homework

**A boy is walking home from school and he has ...

Pie are Round!!!!!!

After the math teacher told the class that the ...

Funny joke

Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Mrs Roberts, c...

Teacher: Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was ...

Sir, can I ask a question?

STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?

TEACHER: Y...

"Dad, did you ever fall in love with a teacher?"

"Yes son , with the kindergarden teacher."
"T...

So I walk into Calculus class...

and this guy is showing the teacher his work. T...

Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade, he comes home crying...

When his mother asks why, he replies, "The tea...