I'm probably the best artist in my class...
...yet my British art teacher keeps calling me ...
Teacher Jokes
Spelling Bee
It's cup final day and three boys in the class ...
Why didn't the math teacher sin?
Cosecant.
During a class on good manners...
and etiquette being held at an all boys school ...
Are you the new English teacher?
Yes I are.
Pupil: Teacher, would you punish me
Pupil: Teacher, would you punish me for somethi...
Little Johnny was walking down the hallway at school...
... When he reaches his classroom he looks ins...
I don't know why everyone is complaining about gender inequality in the film industry . . .
Just the other day I saw *several* movies starr...
At geography class
Little Jon is at school reading his geography b...
Teacher: Why are you Late Today?
Teacher: Why are you Late Today?
Student: Becau...
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I"????
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an...
teacher asked the students
Teacher asked the students to tell the most com...
A comeback in class. . .
I was in class the other day and the teacher wa...
A teacher asked a student to write 55
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student...
One day in class, the teacher brought a bag full of fruit and said..
One day in class, the teacher brought a bag ful...
My teacher actually said this to us before out computing exam…
Pupil: ”Will we be able to use the calculator i...
A teacher walks into a class with a bag full of fruit
The teacher then says, "Now class, I'm going t...
Have you heard about the constipated math teacher?
He worked the problem out with a pencil.
On a...
Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up
Joke Categories
Funny Joke
Teacher: "Anyone wh...
A male teacher has gotten fired, leaving only one other male teacher in the school.
It is now known as an Elemantary school.
Pirate joke
A teacher is giving a history lesson on pirates...
Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
The teacher asked her class, "Who can make a sentence containing 'defense', 'defeat', and 'detail'?"
Little Johnny puts up his hand and says, "Defea...
The neuroscience of counting
Scientists recently studied how various parts o...