Teacher: Johnny, when did WW1 start?
Johnny: I don't know, ma'm.
Teacher: Johnny, you need to pay more attention to your studies.
Johnny: OK, but can I ask you a question ma'm?
Teacher: Sure. of course you can.
Johnny: Do you know David?
Teacher: I'm afraid I don't.
Johnny: You need to pay more attention to your husband.
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