Bob and Joe were sitting in their math class one day... (x-post r/unexpectedfactorial)
Bob and Joe were sitting in their math class on...
Teacher Jokes
...use dictate in a sentence.
The Little Rascals were in school when their te...
Best Mary Jane joke you know?
Mary Jane was climbing the flagpole at recess.
...
Bob and Joe were sitting in their math class one day...
Bob and Joe were sitting in their math class on...
Need the best Hillary
I need the best Hillary Clinton joke there is. ...
My grandfather was waiting on a railway station
My grandfather was waiting on a railway station...
I asked my English teacher whether I should pronounce "either" as "ee-ther" or "eye-ther"
He said, "You can say either."
A teacher asks her class to use 'contagious' in a sentence
A teacher asks her class to use the word 'conta...
A tall ninth grader
A very tall ninth grader was acting up in class...
ABC
Wilfred had just learned his ABCs and was very ...
I was in shop class in high school and my teacher had a nail, a bolt, and a screw in his hand...
... He asked us if we knew the difference betwe...
A teacher asks her 2nd grade class...
"Who's a Trump fan?"
Not wanting to look stupi...
little Johnny and Flingfly
Little Johnny was only 9 years old and was walk...
A LESSON IN MORALS
One day at the end of class, little Johnny's te...
I was fired from my job for placing the vegetables in sexually suggestive ways
Apparently you can't do that if you're a specia...
My math teacher from highschool thought she was so smart and intelligent
yet when I graduated, she was still in highschool.
I love my biology teacher....
**He gives great life lessons**
Liberal Democrat
A first grade teacher explained to her class th...
Two months ago my teacher asked me the name of the clothes indian women wear.
Is it too late now to say "sari"?
Not a joke, but a very funny story
I will never forget this story my percussion te...
The Pink Gorrilla
This is the story of the pink gorilla.
There's...
My teacher told me to turn in my essay,
But I ain't no snitch
Teen Joke
Teacher:" What comes after 69?"
Student:" Mouth...